Friday, November 21, 2008

went sch for H3 art lesson
miss hew gave crash course on H3 theory,lol
i think its the 4th or 5th lesson we had on H3 art throughout the entire year

aniw,went over to art friend to buy some watercolour paper
i took 5 pieces and i was thinking it wouldnt be too ex
so i went to pay for it
then when i saw the cash register screen
i was like.OHHH SHIT!

aniways.when i alighted at pasir ris
i came out and there was a 'pasat malam'
haha the first thing i thought of was 'ramly burger'!
so i bought one and it started to drizzle a little
thus i made my way to the bus interchange

then i saw this couple,
they looked awfully familiar
so i stopped awhile
then suddenly the guy looked at me
lol it was kenneth and ruth!
haha what a coincidence!

thats not all
while on my way home
i THINK i saw miss hazel ho
she was in charge of a bunch of boy scouts.
i THINK it was her?
aniway,heres something i found while browsing the net
George Carlin quotes:

1. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

2. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?”
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

3. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

4. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

5. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

6. Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

7. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

10. Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

11. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

12. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

13. One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

14. How is it possible to have a civil war?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

16. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

17. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

18. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

some of them i just dont get it

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